The Wedding Party
| Bride's Parents | Joe and Jill Jackson | |
| Groom's Parents | Jack and Joan Jillson |
| Maid of Honor | Mary Quite-Contrary | ||
| Bride's college roomate | |||
| Flower Girl | Alice Wonderland | ||
| Bride's niece | |||
| Best Man | Humpty Dumpty | ||
| Groom's personal trainer | |||
| Ring Bearer | Jack Horner Jr. | ||
| Groom's nephew | |||